Do not answer your phone whilst you are doing the dishes. You will, in fact, drop your phone in the sink. I don’t care how careful you think you are. Lightning does strike and phones do drown. Don’t make the same mistakes I make.
Today is off to a great start.
It’s currently sitting in a bowl of rice. Rice is good for so much. I mean… cross your fingers for me.
KEEP ON SMILING. Don’t let them know your inner penguin.