FML

Getting projectile vomited all over was not in the itinerary for today but here we are. Some days you’re walking on sunshine and some days you’re cleaning the remnants of someone else’s dinner out of your hair and off your skin and you just can’t quite get yourself in the shower or your clothing in the washing machine fast enough.

Author: V

Overly sentimental, heel-loathing introvert, problem solver and lover of the night.

50 thoughts on “FML”

    1. Are you talking about babies?
      Because I got barfed all over by a full grown adult.
      A little different of an experience, but still definitely gross!

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    1. Ohhhhhhhhhh my mom makes us wear our nice clothes for mother’s day. Mother’s Day, Father’s Day and Christmas. So needless to say, it was a handwash only sweater to take the brunt of it.

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    1. My brother mentioned he wasn’t feeling well shortly before dinner but assured my mom that he was well enough to sit down and eat with us for her Mother’s Day dinner.

      He wasn’t.

      When he started gagging he turned his head to not puke on the table and, as I was the lucky one sitting next to him, I got vomited all over.

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    1. My brother said that he wasn’t feeling well about fifteen minutes before dinner. My mom told him he could just go downstairs and lay down if he wanted and he didn’t have to stick around just because it was mother’s day dinner. He assured her that he felt well enough to stay awake for dinner and then he’d go lay down after dinner. We sat next to each other at the dinner table and at one point he took a bite of food and started to gag out that food and he turned his head away from the table so that he wouldn’t puke on the table and I was the collatoral damage sitting next to him. It was deeply traumatizing.

      He figures he’s got food poisoning. He’s been sick and throwing up most of the night.

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      1. That’s a shame for your brother but I think I feel more sorry for you. So gross! I remember one time a little boy (not mine) threw up all over my lap. He’d been eating spaghetti hoops. It was disgusting! What made it worse was I was looking after a bunch of kids and I didn’t have a change of clothes so the beat I could do was wipe it up a bit with some paper towel. 🥴

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    1. It’s okay if you want to laugh. I was pretty mad last night but now that I’m thinking back on it, it’s pretty much like ‘yeah that would fucking happen to me’ , lol.

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  18. I’ve been there. And, not that you asked for the Reader’s Digest version of the story… But I was 13 at a friend’s birthday/sleepover party. We were all getting ready to fall asleep in the basement and I was comfortably in my sleeping back. This kid named Steve thought it would be funny to lean over me and belch in my face. Only it wasn’t just a burp that came out of his mouth. I’m pretty sure I freaked out, but still managed to stay the entire night.

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  20. While this hasn’t happened to myself personally I’ve seen this happen a few times back when I was working in a nursing home. This is why it’s always wise to travel with a spare set of clothes in your car should something happen. I’m sorry that happened to you though. Hopefully you’re doing better and were able to change and get clean right away.

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