Spoiler alert: Alexa doesn’t know.
I really need to get my car serviced. Have I done it? No. Have I even called to book an appointment? No. Have I even considered calling? No.
I really need to do my taxes. Have I even started? No.
I really need to do a lot of things that I haven’t done, or even started, or even considered starting. I should really just change my first name to ‘Procrastination’. It would suit me at this stage of life.
I have a meeting at 10:00 that I haven’t prepared for. Am I going to prepare? Not really.
Hey, what are grits? Is it like potatoes that people eat for breakfast?
I’m taking bets on what time the Amazon delivery driver gets here today. (Don’t shame me for purchasing from Amazon. Until I get a vaccine, I’m not shopping in stores. It just seems like unnecessary risk. Especially in this city)
Speaking of vaccines… the province has changed the schedule for vaccines and are now suggesting that everyone who wants one could have their first dose by the end of June. Of course to do this, they’re extending the time between the two shots to four months. But, if I could get myself a vaccine, I’d be a happy camper. You know how people used to wait outside for weeks on end for things like Iphone releases back in the early 2000’s? I would totally camp outside for a week if it meant I could get the vaccine before the end of June.
Realistically, I should’ve named this post ‘I didn’t sleep last night’. That would’ve made more sense.
Alas, here we are. Alexa, why can’t I get my shit together?