I can’t handle that level of aggression.
Simmer down, you tempestuous idiot.
Jayden emails back to tell Murray and I he made a bad impression this morning and he’d to make it up to us. Then he goes on to tell me the newsletters he’s selling advertising space in have a 100% read rate, and that everyone reads them weekly.
You don’t have 100% read rates because it’s IMPOSSIBLE to have 100% read rates.
Even the most popular, sought after brands on earth don’t have 100% read rates. People get sick. People go on holidays. People just ignore your emails. Don’t lie to me. Even if you’d some how mastered the art of audience interaction in which you were reaching maximum potential audience each week, there is no possible way in which you could have 100% read rates.
You saying that leads me to believe you think we’re idiots.
The joke is on you, you stupid, stupid man.