Employee 1: Anyone with cats – how do you stop them from meowing for attention? My cat is driving me nuts lately
Employee 2: Give them away.
Employee 3: Give them unending attention. Problem solved. You’re welcome.
Employee 4: If you feed them well, take care of their litter, and shower them with affection, they’ll die in 15 – 20 years. Just wait it out, buddy.
Employee 5: We found that getting a dog and having babies both bothered and entertained the cat. You could test that out?
Employee 4: Yeah, I agree. You should get Employee 5’s dog and kids.
Employee 5: You want to borrow my dog and kids for a few days, weeks, months or years to test the theory?
Employee 6: My cat is perfectly happy sitting next to me all day. All I had to do was get him his own laptop so he could feel as though he was a part of the team.
Employee 7: Yeah, there’s a reason why you guys always see my cat’s ass on video chat. Needy shit-head won’t leave me alone. Wait it out, buddy. You should be good in 15-20 years like Employee 4 said.
This conversation actually went on for a solid two hours this morning. The conclusion saw my coworker giving his cat their own laptop. He said the cat got quiet when it had its own keyboard to lay across. Maybe it just felt like it was missing out?
Can’t say that I’ve ever had a cat as a pet before, but I was laughing pretty hard reading this conversation. You definitely have to be a patient soul to own a cat. hahaha!