I don’t understand.

Screenshot from Off White Website

Recently, a dear friend of mine introduced me to a brand called ‘Off White’. Apparently, Off White is incredibly trendy and I am behind the times in not knowing about it.

I had a look at their website and I just… I’m so perplexed. See above. It’s not the only example of why I am perplexed, but it is a prime example.

Why?

Why?

Why on earth?

Okay… are people really that obsessed with being trendy that they’re willing to purchase a bag with holes in it?

If you have $2,000 to spend on a bag, why wouldn’t you buy a bag that’s at least functional?

Why would someone design this? Why is this cool? On what planet is this functional?

Honestly, I try really hard to not judge people for their purchases… if they have the money for something they can spend their money how they want to. If I ever saw someone walking down the street with this, though… I’d be more than inclined to lecture them about how to, and how to not spend $2,000.

Why?

I’ve seen some really ugly bags in my day, but they were at the very least functional. This is just… a weight for your arm. And it’s not even really a good one. It would likely just make you look like an idiot if you carried it.